@Marenjii It reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where George develops a disgusting fetish for eating during sex. Pastrami sandwiches and other deli meats seemed to tickle his pickle so to speak.
I liked the premise of this story, probably not the strongest ending though.
However reading the comments has been very satisfying, the entire gambit of autistic screeching, pure vitriol and inter-user hatred with some actual decency thrown in for good measure actually capped of this reading...