Recent content by Valahuir

Eh, it's not ideal but it's a port in a storm.

Well when you have the density of a neutron star, you tend to attract things.

Either that cats a red herring or the cat burgler is being very daring.

Why would people get mad, by all accounts you're correct. Especally as the demons don't actually know why the war needs to keep happening.

To be fair, most people in the world think he and the elves are great people with all the charity work they do. You know, to cover up the shit they really do...

As someone who studied forensics, these kind of comments to the unsuspecting are golden.

Hmm, seemed like one of the dime a dozen outcast types, but the slime pact could be fun, alright I'll give it a go.

Fantasy Isekai character makes a mech speedrun strats

Old lady probably just wanted company in her twilight years. An elf with some sass would be more real companion than someone so meak and silent they may as well be part of the furniture.

Well I don't use any of them, young 'uns today.... old man ranting intensifies

So the cleric is straight up a lich, damn I knew she was crazy but not quite that far..

At this point, two 100% adult, a pettite elf and only one actual jailbait in his harem.

There are a couple where they leave on good terms, or they truly couldn't keep up. But not many.

Unfortunately my benifit system abusing neighbours prove that to be false...

She figured it out ages ago. She was going to report it, and then realised he could read her romance novels to her.