Rent-A-Girlfriend - Vol. 1 Ch. 1 - My "Girlfriend", Chizuru Mizuhara

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Some poor soul has to actually read this shit, probably hoping for a progression, translate it, and publish it for our sake.
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Technically speaking, for the sake of a paycheck. But somehow that makes it even more despair-inducing.

RIP translator's logic circuits, who are being strapped down to a waterboard.

On the morbidly-interesting side, I wonder how much of the cringe they'll excise when "localizing" it. The commercial audience is likely to react with disbelieving outrage to Simpzuya's early antics.
 
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here is my review of chapter 1 :

the "main character" is fugly , his face looks like a pu$$y , i want to stomp of his face . i feel pity for the fans who have to look at his face for 69+ chapters .

the ex-girlfriend is very smart so she broke up with this piece of fece .

page 6 :
  • diamond , we are japan 's most biggest rental site . but we only have 134 reviews , 7 shares , 103 something , 118 likes .
  • me : yeah right . my average videos on my youtube channel , DayWithoutAnime 2.0 DayWithoutGame , has more views than this diamond site , lol .

page 17 :
  • main male : ... an act ? ... b!tch , ... wh0re , ... cunt ... , you receive moneys from men then you "service" them ?
  • main female : er , yeah , that is correct , captain obvious . that is my job as a rental girl-friend . you can not read the terms ?

page 18 :
  • hey , my beloved son , i will give 1 million yen to you .
  • BLAST YOU , CURSE YOU , DAMN YOU , EFF YOU , F*CK YOU , $CREW YOU , OLD DOG .
  • ?????????

page 28 :
- main female : now i will show you my real face , my b!tchy face : MORON , SH!T , HELL , $CREW , F*CK , DAMN , GROSS , CORNY . GIVE ME BACK MY 0.3 RATING POINTS , MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THEM .

rent a girl-friend ? more like rent a b!tch , lol .
 

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