My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 3 Ch. 129 - My wife is safe

[telefonevoador]

What a freak!

 

[Magnus_Prime]

'She' hasn't formed yet?

 

[tarika]

Haru without wife: :<

Haru with wife: :>

 

[LTalon]

She's a yokai. It's literally "magic, ain't gotta explain shit".

I actually read that as like, the baby was still in the really early phases where it's a ball of cells and doesn't have much in the way of distinct organs yet.

 

[shwiftyshfifty]

 

[Panino]

The baby isn't "formed"?
Is it even a "baby"?

"She"?

 

[MopPhantom]

A man really doesn't cheat on his barber. I watched mine get taken to prison on live television. I haven't had a haircut since.

 

[Firemorfox]

tfw you have no wife to lick your ear all better

no spider wife to tongue punch your ear wounds

why live

 

[favine]

nice. Baby is safe.

 

[jubuttib]

It's true. My barber left his barbershop and set up his own 40 minutes away.

I didn't hesitate to go to his new place.

Haven't been to a barber since the early 2010s, one might guess as to why.

Edit: ... Not baldness, though. =)

 

[deadrabbits]

Narrator: "they weren't safe"

Fuck off Hamita.

 

[KuroViLolitannia]

That wound would sting when he shower

 

[HelioCesar]

 

[Ally04]

No one is talking about how she licked his ear AFTER cutting his hair???

 

[BlargET]

So after trolling the shit out of us for the past couple of chapters the author comes back with a "okay, okay, they're fine. everyone's fine. See, no need to worry." Well played Author-san.. well played.

 

[BlargET]

I've been worried about the baby for the past several chapters, so this is good to hear.

You and me both. Especially after someone did a "I have inside info and it looks like this I II II I-" dude was lying out his ass.

 

[zenwarrior]

A man never cheats on his barber

REAL SHIT REAL SHIT

 

[PhoolCat]

Haven't been to a barber since the early 2010s, one might guess as to why.

Edit: ... Not baldness, though. =)

You have a hairdresser now instead?

 

[someunregpunk]

oh wow... "The Order of the Stick"
I haven't read that in years. I forgot it existed.

 

[Eloquento]

Prepare some high-protein food for your spidey wife Haru, or else you’re gonna be a snack.