anything not to get dumped? does that include... day trading?
And the mountain of paperwork,red tape,and other tasks you'd have to pay a secretary for and ensure they meet HR standards.
In exchange,a higher salary to a woman who can and will sleep with you after crunching far too many bulls and bears,and not just because the pre-workout and vodka mixture finally crashed out of the system.
That's a real competitor right there.