Holiday Yasumi's Twitter Shorts - Ch. 1117 - I Want You to Be Gentle

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It must be depressing to never have had penetrative sex because every girl they've been with were too small to fit in.
There are sexual aids you can buy that help with that. If it's a matter of length, you can get depth-limiting buffer rings. Imagine something shaped like a donut that you fit your penis through, and it serves as a cushion between you and your partner so that you can penetrate them safely because it prevents you from going deep enough to hurt them. If you're still too big for her, you can stack multiple donuts. If it's a matter of girth, you can buy dildos (or dilators if you want to keep things clinical) of varying sizes so you can gradually train the girl's pelvic floor muscles to handle wider and wider insertions.
 
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There are sexual aids you can buy that help with that. If it's a matter of length, you can get depth-limiting buffer rings. Imagine something shaped like a donut that you fit your penis through, and it serves as a cushion between you and your partner so that you can penetrate them safely because it prevents you from going deep enough to hurt them. If you're still too big for her, you can stack multiple donuts. If it's a matter of girth, you can buy dildos (or dilators if you want to keep things clinical) of varying sizes so you can gradually train the girl's pelvic floor muscles to handle wider and wider insertions.
This is natural selection telling both of you to stop, these convenient man made perversions only lead to future generations suffering.
 
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This is natural selection telling both of you to stop, these convenient man made perversions only lead to future generations suffering.
I disagree. At a certain point, a penis can be so big that it can't get enough bloodflow to maintain an erection. That's where natural selection has drawn the line. And I'm not interested in arguing over whether correcting this problem with penis reduction surgery is unethical. If you think third legs are an abomination, don't date guys with third legs. No need to shove your own morals down other people's throats.
 

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Usually there is some twist. No twist this time or is the "twist" a couple that behaves like a normal couple?
 
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Usually there is some twist. No twist this time or is the "twist" a couple that behaves like a normal couple?
the expected flow of this conversation (in fictional media) is that the girl goes "iyaaa~ no way that'll fit~♥♥♥" and then they j-j-jam it in anyway
the joke is that she said his dick is huge in a seductive manner but he took it serioiusly and feels bad
 
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