I can't believe that she can't believe that he could do that....
I can't believe that I am still (sort of) reading this!!
Sure, I may be half a sleep (which is still too awake to get through this boring, dumb nonsense), but I AM still clicking 'next' on every chapter... WHY?! Clearly, by now, I should have realized that this is not going to be getting any better than whatever this is supposed to be?