Yeah bro I hate my childhood friend
Yeah bro I'm comfortable seeing her naked
Yeah bro we bath together a ton
Yeah bro she has a key to my house
Yeah bro we cuddle a lot
Yeah bro she bites me
Nah bro she ain't into me there's no way dawg
I love how in previous chapters it's shown that he can't stand contact with other women because of "body heat" yet he has no problems essentially cuddling his childhood friend. The internal denial is so strong with them.