Love to see an awkward story where a straight person just keeps getting homosexual love confessions, like an absurd amount, only to find out some love god had messed up the local gaydar settings for all the gays and all the gay car was being set to one straight person. And the joke is is that the person is clearly straight and once the confession happens the gay looks confused and wonders why there is an awkward straight babbling about being flattered but they are very straight. The straight isn't homophobic either. Part of the story would be set in the god realm where the love god responsible is caught up in trying to cover up their mistake.