Yeah readers, don’t be weird and ship literally a child. Don’t do that.
Now okay, the thing is... the note is still useful because some of us over here are already traumatized by too many series and are ready to freak out and assume the worst at any moment.
(That said, despite that, I'm not against anyone shipping kids in the sense of, say "I hope their puppy love turns into romantic love as they grow up because I love childhood-friend romances", that sort of thing)