Y'know I can't even make fun of this. Closer than I've ever got.
I got to experience the "little giggle" when I dropped trou the first time. Went home and cried hahaha.
The next 2 times over a decade later were escorts that 1) grabbed the cash and left and 2) left without even grabbing the cash. Ended up drinking quite heavily after both.
That sorta stuff destroys whatever confidence is left in a man. So definitely can commiserate with him. Hope he takes it in stride and appreciates that at least "Oh yeah, the hardware still works"
At least he's got a receptive partner. Also I imagine they've got some sorta isekai ED magic for that. Or like grind up a dragons bones and snort it or something.
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Or, hah, a cockatrice. Grind it up for cock-aine hehe.