"she was a boy, he was a girl, can I make it any more obvious" is a priceless artifact of human civilization, I will keep this quote in the soft embrace of my heart for the foreseeable future
Getting my hair cut everytime is such a pain, I'm just going maintain my wolfcut as long it does the work. At this point, I don't even trust my barbers after the "3 months no bitches" haircut.