Lowfyie

Microwaves meal
Takes bite
Part of meal is cold
Spits cold part into rest of meal
Microwave again
Eat all

Do I deserve divine punishment?

Dumb cat meows extremely loudly in front of closed bathroom door where her owner is, waking up everyone in the next room at 5a.m, revealing her owner is an incompetent piece of shit who cant manage her sleep schedule and instead plays ZZZ all night to the whole family.

The forums arent really active right now and I wanna do something to get that rush of dopamine from seeing a new notification here, so Ill just post this so u guys can give ur answers (I cant tell what is and what isnt worthy of becoming a thread), whats ur type in woman? (Or men for the minority here)

Personally, I like a self assured woman that has her flaws, despite being emotionally intelligent, so we can grow as people together...

Short haired blondies in real life and pink, long haired girls in anime. Theres also an attractiveness standard but its a little complex to be described

Reeeeally have been needing to update my about page for a while now... feels like reading old messages u sent from years ago

Plans for the ministery of cyber slavery.

Why are boobs even hot

I know that youre supposed to be the main character of ur own life, but in how many anime and manga is ur favorite character actually the MC? Im fine with being the cool side character everyone likes tbh

The government should just make people watch AoT to try to get them to enlist in the military, watching that is when I felt the most patriotic tbh, just picture the founding titan as an atomic bomb and ur chilling

We are reaching critical stages of profile picture maxups, soon we wont know who the original was and we will all become severe inbred abominations of what once was... dexception, if you will

cant believe I slept through fox arc, whatever that was. just get me to sleep through everything atp, I dont wanna do anything anymore, just let me sleep, i get overwhelmed by just a fucking fly flying around me, what about eternal sleep, please kill me, I am not sane and need to be put down like a sick dog or Ill bite a rabies infested bat and then bite you

I wanna know like the porcentage of the profile posts here that are actually talking about manga

today I threw some rocks and sticks around, stepped on many pebbles as to grow hoove-like callusses on my feet, and then I, along with my grandma's 3 dogs, screamed at cows. wowwwwww

In preparation for me staying at my grandma's farm house for the weekend with a broken, non-working phone, I have learned to use the forums on my nintendo switch, in fact, I am typing this on it right now. wow. this feels like how it felt to mod minecraft for the first time as a kid

I dont get why some people consdier showering to be a bother and a chore, smelling nice is so goooood like how do I smell this nice im literally all just skin and bone all over

I have recently raged while playing minesweeper more than I have raged due to any game in the past 3 years

Not gonna lie some of you guys are weird and I would stay away from you if we talked in real life, I had to say it

Put a hot tray (of pizza) that was straight out the oven on a table covered in ants. I dont feel bad, I really hate ants, like I really hate them, the sizzle I heard of their tiny little bodies being cooked was total ASMR to my ears

Pepsi is pretty overhated tbh, we should pass the hate we have on pepsi into killing cats, not the biggest fan of it.

Unless it's an alien magical life-sucking evil pink cat, like the one that appeared in my dream once, I dont like that guy

I have rebranded now that Im FINALLY on school break and am the complete opposite of depressed. So jolly! Not emo anymore! Social media is the best and super healthy!

bumps into you

s-sorry! Didn't notice you there...

bends down to grab the books I dropped, revealing my stegosaurus-like spine bones and spiky tail, hitting you in the face and slicing your head off clean

S-sorry! I really didnt mean to... Waaahh~

yawns and shoots out a blue laser beam from my mouth, cutting at least twelve residencial buildings in half

Eek! I-I'm so clumsy, tee-hee~

Releases pressurized steam from my back bone plates hot enough to melt a passerby's face clean off