Good news, the internet is fixed ૮^ᆺ^ა turns out, the cable that goes into the adapter got knocked out of its socket... ૮×.× ა
I feel 17% dumber for not thinking of a cable not being properly plugged in ૮ ᆺ ა but in my defense, nothing on the internet said anything about it ૮ .ᆺ. ა
I feel 17% dumber for not thinking of a cable not being properly plugged in ૮ ᆺ ა but in my defense, nothing on the internet said anything about it ૮ .ᆺ. ა