This is our 10th post of dad jokes with yuri! We at yuri broadcasting hope you’ve enjoyed our series so far. With this many dad jokes I might need a dad-abase to store them all! Hah
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When you find a manga posted 6 seconds ago!! o(^▽^)o
Omg it’s a gift from the heavensssss my professors wife had a slight seizure so we don’t have to take the exam today!!! Don’t worry she’s fine nothing happened she just had one randomly
Daily Dad Jokes With Yuri!
How did the hacker escape the FBI?
He ransomware!
Oh shoot almost forgot! Daily dad jokes with yuri!
What’s forest gumps password?
1forest1
Hehe yall will never be rid of me
Feeling really burnt out so I’m letting yall decide should I study for my final exam T-T this is all you guys choose wisely
On the bus with my gf we two lesbians just chilling. And this little old lady come on saw us sitting together holding hand she was resting her head on my shoulder and THIS BIT- all the spots were taken and this young gay guy in heals(fabulous amazing) offered her his seat and she said oh no that’s fine I want the dy***s seat it’s closer to the door. Like how can you say that so casually??? And she points to my gf! I cussed at that little lady and told her to F off and we got off a stop early. Some people I swear
Daily dad jokes with yuri!
What’s a lesbians favorite ballet?
The Nutcracker
Due to an influx of unneeded calls we at yuri broadcasting are shutting down our call function. The function will be open for one more day before premaritally closing.
Wow another caller! Casandra and Rick are really having to work double! Our third caller of the day comes from @Angry_Panda again?? Oh never mind read that wrong! Hello Johnson from Wisconsin! You would have to check for disease and we wouldn’t recommend eating it’s brain but i don’t see any problem in eating it!
Our second caller in today is @Angry_Panda! Edith sounds like a good girlfriend! You have to watch your weight after all mr. Panda. Yuri Advice Column broadcasting suggest you listen to Edith or simply eat Edith!
At yuri broadcasting(tm) are opening an impromptu advice column due to an influx of fans calling in with personal problems. Our first caller is @BakedBanana! Hmm david you said? Well David seems like a very smart man. We at yuri broadcasting can not offer financial advice due to legal reasons but Rick our sound producer can help!
Since you all seem to think you have better jokes than me for SOME reason. Daily dad jokes with yuri(tm) is now taking fan call ins and suggestions. Let’s see if you all are as funny as you think!(￣▽￣) all fan suggestions MUST be dad jokes or we will not take them
Just found out about Alexander’s gay lover and now my list of favourite gay historical figures growsss. Also their statues with the arms broken off but still reaching towards each other is so cute and sad
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Why do melons have weddings?
They cantelope
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What’s the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms have evolved they aren’t so thick and insensitive anymore
Just discovered tree kangaroos exist and omg I’m in love. How is it so cuteeeeee
In honour of my only fan @Chen.png i will be preforming a series of jokes!
So recently I bought this new electric fan since @Angry_Panda stole all my fans and I gotta say it truly blew me away with its cooling abilities! My favourite band is going on a world tour soon and their posts are really fanning the flames of the exitment! Listen man I’m struggling fans are hard to pun with and yet so easy. Oh guess what tho my mom shares the same birthday with mustache man just realized that
After fan backlash we have made the regretful decision to cancel our daily program of “Daily Dad Jokes With Yuri!”
SIKE LOSERS YOU CANT STOP MEEE
What did the blind guy say when he walked into the bar?
Ow
Because you're apparently chronically unfunny, I have a funny German joke for you:
Two skyscrapers are sitting in their basements during an earthquake. One skyscraper says, "I'm scared!" The other says, "Don't worry, I have a yogurt in my bag!"
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