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lol I physically struggle to nap last time I napped it was when I was REALLY sick a couple years ago and I just took a nap cause I was so burnt out T-T

Sry I didn’t do dad jokes for two days I had bad cramps and was burnt out T-T

Daily Dad Jokes with Yuri!

Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.

Daily dad jokes with yuri! My period started today so it’s themed! And I got to say the joke is pretty bloody funny.

Daily dad jokes with yuri!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? Well, they woke up.
To make up for a missed post we’ll do double! Oh and @UnnamedPlayer you wanted a mom joke right! I like telling mom jokes. Sometimes, she laughs!

Okay so the nicest kinda suprisibg thing just happened. So I’m painting a mural for a middle school(that’s why I have to interact with so many of them T-T) and this special ed kid I didn’t like to much because he yelled chicken jockey a lot and that annoyed me. He stopped and asked me what I was doing i told him oh I’m painting a mural and he just did a really good analysis of the mural and hit every point I tried to hit even the high focus points and how they contrasted with the mural on the wall across from it. Like I didn’t expect that but I’m glad someone noticed

NOO I FORGOT TO DO DAD JOKES WITH YURIIIII

Omg update on the bus adventures. There’s these two middle school boys talking about their full grown teacher. They’re calling her a bop and describing her body so disgustingly like if I was their teacher hearing this I would make them switch classes. The middle school releases right when I get in the bus so I have to hear middle schoolers a lot and dam they’re weird

OH THANK ASH IN HEAVEN I RESTARTED MY PHONE AND THE GREAT MANGADEX IS BACK

MANGADEX WONT LOAD FOR ME?!!!! IT SAYS SAFARI CANT FETCH OR WHATEVER I HAVE FULL WIFI TOO OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING

This is our 10th post of dad jokes with yuri! We at yuri broadcasting hope you’ve enjoyed our series so far. With this many dad jokes I might need a dad-abase to store them all! Hah

When you find a manga posted 6 seconds ago!! o(^▽^)o

Omg it’s a gift from the heavensssss my professors wife had a slight seizure so we don’t have to take the exam today!!! Don’t worry she’s fine nothing happened she just had one randomly

Daily Dad Jokes With Yuri!

How did the hacker escape the FBI?
He ransomware!

Oh shoot almost forgot! Daily dad jokes with yuri!
What’s forest gumps password?
1forest1
Hehe yall will never be rid of me

Feeling really burnt out so I’m letting yall decide should I study for my final exam T-T this is all you guys choose wisely

On the bus with my gf we two lesbians just chilling. And this little old lady come on saw us sitting together holding hand she was resting her head on my shoulder and THIS BIT- all the spots were taken and this young gay guy in heals(fabulous amazing) offered her his seat and she said oh no that’s fine I want the dy***s seat it’s closer to the door. Like how can you say that so casually??? And she points to my gf! I cussed at that little lady and told her to F off and we got off a stop early. Some people I swear

Daily dad jokes with yuri!
What’s a lesbians favorite ballet?
The Nutcracker

Due to an influx of unneeded calls we at yuri broadcasting are shutting down our call function. The function will be open for one more day before premaritally closing.

Wow another caller! Casandra and Rick are really having to work double! Our third caller of the day comes from @Angry_Panda again?? Oh never mind read that wrong! Hello Johnson from Wisconsin! You would have to check for disease and we wouldn’t recommend eating it’s brain but i don’t see any problem in eating it!