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Artist who will draw you pregnant if u make me made<3

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Looks like @NotGary has some competition.

Daily dad jokes with Yuri!

What do you call an Italian astronaut? A specimen.

Omg me and my group for our final had to work on genetics me and 1 guy did all research and field stuff and this 1 girl was annoying complaining and stuff. I tried to compromise it didn't work. She was acting like a toddler it was horrible me and the other guy just did the work but with just 2 of us and not 4 was bad.

Daily dad jokes with yuri!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me!

Daily dad jokes with yuri!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is

Watched episode one of sword of the demon hunter and dam mc annoying if only his demon sister was the mc it would be amazing

Just finished watching the importance of being earnest and god I love theatre. Oscar Wilde is a geniusss ahh

Welcome to daily dad jokes with Yuri! Pir dad joke of the day:
He dug
She dug
They dug
It dug
Not a very long poem but it sure is deep!

Oh since my finals are mostly done dialy dad jokes with yuri are back on! I’m sure our viewers are very excited and some very dismayed.

Just realised I’m being peak lesbian rn I have a crush on my best friend who is also a straight girl like how did I get the double combo T-T

Gonna be on a five hour drive with my bestie but she can’t drive so I’m gonna be driving the entire time pray for me T-T

So hyped I’m going to see a Shakespeare festival! Also seeing some Oscar Wilde too. Omg I’m such a nerd T-T

lol I physically struggle to nap last time I napped it was when I was REALLY sick a couple years ago and I just took a nap cause I was so burnt out T-T

Sry I didn’t do dad jokes for two days I had bad cramps and was burnt out T-T

Daily Dad Jokes with Yuri!

Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.

Daily dad jokes with yuri! My period started today so it’s themed! And I got to say the joke is pretty bloody funny.

Daily dad jokes with yuri!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? Well, they woke up.
To make up for a missed post we’ll do double! Oh and @UnnamedPlayer you wanted a mom joke right! I like telling mom jokes. Sometimes, she laughs!

Okay so the nicest kinda suprisibg thing just happened. So I’m painting a mural for a middle school(that’s why I have to interact with so many of them T-T) and this special ed kid I didn’t like to much because he yelled chicken jockey a lot and that annoyed me. He stopped and asked me what I was doing i told him oh I’m painting a mural and he just did a really good analysis of the mural and hit every point I tried to hit even the high focus points and how they contrasted with the mural on the wall across from it. Like I didn’t expect that but I’m glad someone noticed

NOO I FORGOT TO DO DAD JOKES WITH YURIIIII

Omg update on the bus adventures. There’s these two middle school boys talking about their full grown teacher. They’re calling her a bop and describing her body so disgustingly like if I was their teacher hearing this I would make them switch classes. The middle school releases right when I get in the bus so I have to hear middle schoolers a lot and dam they’re weird