i would like to introduce a new program that will be running starting today (if time permits)! it's called Transbian Idiot News! viewers will be able to message in and share things with the entire world :3 (which are the forums). it could be anything: good news, bad news, memes, or deranged lesbian ranting! to have a chance at being featured, just message the host on the forums (or tumblr idc) (if you want it to be public before next airing, reply to the latest TIN post)
Also K.angel: harpoons non-evil people to death.