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maybe you shouldnt imagine that, juuust maybe, i dont know, maybe Im just weird but I feel like thatd be kinda unnerving, could just be me

FREEBIRD!

sorry lowfyie, that's just how my brain works. why don't you get in there and fix it if you think you're so clever?

That's nice, honey but you gotta come down for dinner now. Your mother and I don't want to wait for you to finish playing with your MLP dolls again

DAAAAD, they're not DOLLS, they're REALISTIC action figures with full manes!

I don't care what you call them, they disappoint me. And they are the reason your mother is now traumatized after seeing you ram two of them into each other and giggling like a little girl

Am I not a little girl?

I thought so, but you kept claiming to be a burly 6 ft bearded man. That leaves both me and your mother very confused

YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME!!!
You're the worst dad EVER!

Just leave me alone

Just yesterday when we watched Scary Movie 4 you said: "Please never leave my side, dad. I'm soooooo scared of this movie. I also wetted my pants"
Constant mood swings

Freud is having a field day right now.

WHY CAN'T I BE SCARED???? WAAHHHHHHHYOURE THE WORST DAD EVER!!! YOUMAKE FUN OF ME AND PUBLICLY HUMILIATE ME!!! WELL I'M DONE!!!!

If you're humiliated, guess what I'm feeling at the fact that I raised such a whiny bitch

Is this how you get your sick kicks? By verbally abusing your child?