father you are weak and i am disappointed in you for projecting these insecurities upon me, your child who is simultaneously the most important and most righteous 6ft tall burly bearded man.
For far too long have I let this degeneracy happen in MY house that I PERSONALLY STOLE FROM THAT GUY I MURDERED IN 98. FROM NOW ON, NO MORE HALF-NAKED ANIME GIRLS IN MY DOMICILE