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Oh god now I can’t use my favorite concealer either now because I checked the ingredients I’m so fucked why is being a person who checks what chemicals go into their bodies so hard and scary T-T

Ignore me running around my apartment like a crazy person checking all my cosmetics pans and waterproof gear to check if it has C8 and any other forever chemicals because of a documentary i randomly clicked on. Also def not looking on the ikea page to see if my rugs have any eitherrrr. Help omg im so freaked out i saw all the affects it can have on humans so many people died and got cancer. I’m having and anxiety attack omg there’s a 99% chance I have these chemicals in my body basically a guarantee also trump just loosened regulations on themmm

I was snuggling with my dog and he moved so that his butt was closer to my face like a weirdo but nothing strange AND THEN THE LITTLE FUCKER FARTTED. He fucking moved his body so I could smell his fart better omg my dog is evillll T-T

Hello so I met a dog today. And his name is fucking Larry. Larry fucking Larry omg I don’t know how to describe my feelings about this pure irrevocable joy? I don’t know omg all I know is that THERE IS A DOG NAMED FUCKING LARRY OMG LARRYYYYYY AHH LARY THE DOG

Omg omg omg omg my phone glitched and I lost over 300 tabs omg no no no no I’m having a panic attack omg I’m gonna cry omg those tabs were mangas I planned to read products I planned to buy art I loved things ived never saved omg omg what the fuck I was just scrolling on a different app my phone kicked me out I clicked on safari no tabs omg I turned my phone on and off still all gone omgg im crying all my shit OMG ALL MY GAME PROGRESS JS GONE KMG T-T SOMEONE PINCH ME WHAT THE FUCJ

Just started finally watching Rick and Morty and what do you mean they replaced their fuckign dead selves and buried their dead bodies in the back yard IN THE FIRST SEASON like what is this it’s kinda fire tho. Morty def has lots of trauma lol idk my friends thought i was weird for not watching it so here I am on 123 movies because I don’t have cable T-T

Wow I find it offensive none of you have reacted to my very deep insight yesterday like that’s just soo rude (｡ì _ í｡)

Gophers.

So I just want to share how weird my plain ride experience is I’m a baby magnet and I hate it. So six plane rides in a row every single one has had a baby or toddler near me and not a couple rows like directly near me maybe it’s cause I’m cheap and broke an babies make you cheap and broke but lots of people are like that I hate children(feel like an old bag saying that) they’re usually fine but parents don’t prepare?! Like why did u take your 2 yr old kid on a 3 hr flight with 1 wooden toy like your wearing Gucci shoes flying economy buy your kid a toy a hole

you know it’s bad when you can see styrofoam in the planes window. It’s literally the thin bit of metal a chunk of styrofoam and then some plastic very comforting to see right before you go miles into the sky T-T

No manga has really captured me recently sure I’ve read a couple and enjoyed them but they haven’t stolen my brain and kept it captured in a tall stone tower they haven’t really made me feel the emotions for the characters yah know? Like I can feel rage at the bad writing or stupid choices but I don’t feel joy when they feel joy or dismay or anger. Idk give me the managas that have made you cry or just feel things. I don’t know if yall read like books but if any of you do do that I’m looking for a manga with Convenience Store Woman vibes like doesn’t have to have be similar just vibes

I’m bored and I’m a little attention whore so um idk pay attention to me or entertain me!

Names I find stupid or offensive to my brain Issac, Aaron to many As the A and then a looks rly bad. Kimberly, Lysander, and Cash that’s it Int know why I think about these names from time to time and want to rant about how and they are but I do especially Aaron it has so much potential but they ruined it like Arron is so much better why why two As.

Ive officialy gone insane I’ve started humming uh shoot how do you spell ittt gangdum style? Idk im to tired for this the toe truck has arrived early I told him I was very happy to see him he said he wasn’t for me I feel like he’s @Angry_Panda incarnated as a grumpy British man

I think I’m going insane I’ve been stuck inside my car for the past four hours the rental cars tire has a giant hole in it the rental place is switching from line to line the tow place said they’d pick me up in 40 min the time passed I called the place the won’t admit the driver missed me they say they can’t send a truck call in 30 min I called in 30 min “oh sure we’ll send a truck” what time?? They don’t answer I wait two hrs no truck I call AGAIN they say oh yah sure well send a truck in 2 hrs I’m literally dying someone send help please i have a headache i want to cry.

Fun facts witttttthhh yuriiii!! Hehehe hmmm remembering all my niche facts is hard… fact of the day is Artemis’s priestesses had a ritual where they stripped naked and danced like bears the idea we think was to be possessed by one of her sacred animals to claw and dance like a free rabid animal! This is mentioned once in a famous Greek play and painted on a piece of pottery found. We don’t fully know all of the facts about it her rituals were largely hidden but we can definitely speculate!

Fun facts with yuri! There are 24 different species of bumblebees in Scotland! The dad joke hyperfixation died so our regular program has moved on with its broadcasting.

Reading pornagraphic manhwas and mangas is so fucking funny to me because they obviously have only seen a woman’s body in porn because they way they draw and write it is just so bad it’s funny like just saw one and they made the whole vagina as a hole i literally cackled when i saw it. I read it whenever im sad because the absolute absurdity of these men is so funny because they’re such virgins. And it’s always the same dialogue too also how they like grab the boobs which aren’t even boob they’re sacks at this point would actually hurt a woman.

Sitting in a restaurant and god there’s something about a man speaking for the woman who can clearly speak and telling the waiter her order that just is so gross to me. It doesn’t even have to be him changing he order or speaking over her which makes the act worse but him just saying it for her when she clearly can is just so infuriating well actually not that just… I don’t have the words it just evokes feelings of I don’t know like ew or ick?

My favorite mangaka Kyoko Okazaki has barely any translated works so I’m over here with her raws translating this shi with my zero understanding of kanji and barely remembered katakana dying in only two pages into Heterosexual and I’m already dying someone send help T-T