...he said "dear dairy"...
Fam, we're not your diary tho~
Well, I'm a fox. Hello, Mana!
My advise about your situation: try to pour a gallon of water, if the grass looks greener, you're not safe, it is CIA.
Good luck buddy!
Oh, it's the police twitter shorts. Man, are they in love or something? I kinda forgot; I think it'd be best if the author can jog our memories about them one more time. Like, just one more time.