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Azurea_Mystis
What kind of backstory?
Azurea_Mystis
When I was born, I gained first consciousness at my parents' wedding, and I saw my beautiful mother and handsome father in their best dress. I was carried to a table to sit by someone else, and I thought, "who the hell are these people", then lost consciousness until Christmas.
pulsary
Crazy backstory
Azurea_Mystis
When I gained consciousness at Christmas, I ate all of the lead paint off of an antique Christmas ornament, and the doctor said I almost had lead poisoning. By the standards of the time, almost. By today's standards, definitely lead poisoned.
Azurea_Mystis
Next thing I remember is messing with the tiny shark in the fish tank with my older brother, and causing it to jump out and die, eventually crusting itself to the floor.
pulsary
Why would you eat lead brother
Azurea_Mystis
I was only about a year old. I didn't even know what lead was. I only knew that the lead paint tasted sweet, which is all a 1 year old really needs to know before they decide to eat it all. Same with the liquor chocolates in my dad's desk. I ate 70 of them in one sitting when I was 3.
Why me? I would explain anyone else but not this person..
Ask them yourself, I'll even @ them for you, @Azurea_Mystis.