if you, as a humanoid creature, are getting anywhere near airborne, you should be absolutely shredded and able to snap me in half without even noticing
when i die i want it to be some absurd esoteric event that turns into a true crime podcast sensation about how i was unalived so weird and crazy and here's our sponsor betterhelp
dude i fucking hate winter i just scared the shit out of myself because i woke up to a pillow covered in blood. my nose started bleeding while i was asleep and i thought someone like killed me and i was a ghost

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