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Or what if I “accidentally” get lost in the yuri book section and some fine woman comes flying in to help me and suddenly we’re bonding over fictional lesbians and making eye contact a little too long

OR, you could look at the tomato herself, and realize that true love was at your side all along.

First post: You're a nut job and need help!

Second post: Totally possible!

what if it’s romantic harassment.

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This is so problematic on so many levels

@Mangamoz
Wait that’s highkey smart thanks

Thinking about throwing tomatoes at attractive women to get their attention I know it’s technically harassment but what if it’s romantic harassment.. think about it

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Could work only if you're a tsundere in middle school, or working as a chef's assistant

This is so problematic on so many levels

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@gimme_yuri_plz
Your over thinking this man I don’t mean literally also it was a thought

@mylovenovels
Good, it's just a random tough! Haha!

I just wanted to point out that romantic harassment is still harassment

Best to just stick to flowers and hankies level if you can, okay?
Before someone stretch that intrusive thought a little bit too far, and call that recent incident at pokemon center in Tokyo as romantic stalking and romantic killing.

Spoiler: post-romanticism is all about harrassment, a trap males set for women to accept the most toxic behaviour.

I don’t know why I keep telling you guys my thoughts when I already know I’m gonna walk away unsatisfied by the end

Two options: a masochist that doesn't know how to enjoy it or you want to be the one to be thrown tomatoes to. Have you tried something really wild like... a love letter, a poetry, singing a song or something "romanticists" do?

Would you like us to support your crazy ideas? I don't want to incite any crime

But since it's all a joke, it's fine. The second post is really reasonable and different from the first one, though

@Manko-sensei
I have wrote many songs for my ex at some point in time when we were dating

To sad to listen to again so I threw it out

@gimme_yuri_plz
Half the things I post on my profile are jokes so expect more in the future