There was also the time when I lived deep in the woods, and when I went out to cut the lawn, something ran off through the tree tops at ridiculous speeds. Maybe a monkey or something, I don't know.
At least one time it did turn out to be a monkey. When one night when I was driving down the street on my way home, I see something sitting down in the middle of the road with its back turned to me. Then when it turns around, the flash of the car made its eyes shine in the dark all freaky. But the monkey likely got more scared than me and blared its huge teeth at the car to try to intimidate it. Then it ran off into the woods. At least I HOPE it was a monkey.
I am afraid of bugs, so I take out the trash at night when it's too cold for bugs. I have seen UFOs multiple times, stealth bombers, and experimental planes strapped with rocket engines. The military base nearby usually performs their tests on similar flight paths, which usually pass directly over my home. The UFOs usually float in one spot for a second before darting across the night sky at incredible speeds. I saw one during the day once too, because their optical camouflage seemed to not blend into the daylight properly for a bit.
I also saw a creature in my backyard that was looking in through the window with it's glowing white eyes when I was 16 and doing a marathon of ancient aliens in the middle of the night when nobody else was awake.
Nothing lives around here, even in the nearby woods. The woods are mostly quiet year round. The nearest bears are up a distant mountain that would take a day to reach on foot. No monkeys. My younger brother did encounter something in the woods though that let out a horrifying screech once. He doesn't know what it was. I saw the same thing at night once, but I was outside taking out the trash. I had a 20 minute staring contest with it before it ran and jumped over the neighbors fence and darted towards the woods. It ran on two legs, but nothing around here for over a thousand miles does that.
Let me rephrase that. There is nothing for over a thousand miles that runs on two legs in the middle of the night with a slightly humanoid figure and glowing eyes. It screeched at me.
@gimme_yuri_plz Well, I can testify that what I am telling is the truth, whatever I saw though, I don't know. Nor do I want to know, or ever see it again.