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Damn brat

I was on the bus on my way to an important business meeting about the exponential growth of my MRR when suddenly I noticed some troublemakers were hassling an old lady Their caps were on backwards their clothes were baggy and probably thought the grindset was about skateboarding

I had to act I opened my macbook and showed Claude what was happening Claude we gotta do something I said Youre absolutely right Claude affirmed in a calm and confident font and thanks to --dangerously-skip-permissions it had started coding before I had even thought about what to do It was cannoodling which I think is one of the good ones

Just as they started listening to music without headphones Claude was finished No time We gotta deploy this now I typed as fast I could think Way ahead of you It’s up on http://localhost:8080/ it should hack their phones any moment It had barely finished printing the message before their phones lit up

They saw the message a sepia studio ghibli style AI infographic educating them about the error in their ways They realized they were missing out on MRR growth they weren’t on a track to an IPO like Dario and Cybertrucks and Dario but toward irrelevancy in the same column as Kodak and Penny Farthings In months AI would be hassling old ladies 100x faster than they could and they’d be out of reason for being Oh man we’re screwed they said I gave them my card link to my €1400 course on how to build an old lady hassling empire with AI

They sat down The old lady thanked me for helping her The bus applauded John Carmack stepped forward an personally thanked me He had tried as well but he just wasn’t fast enough He may be a 10X developer he laughed but he was no 100X developer He showed me his macbook He was barely through choosing a react template