Lowfyie

I think the cracks on my phone screen are meant to represent my mental state like the percentage in mob psycho cuz they just keep appearing even if my phone never even touches anything

Hey I'm back from my unannounced month long hiatus, surely something must've happened

My bluetooth headphones sometimes momentarily lose connection to my pc, and it fixes itself normally in a couple of minutes unless I hit it, then it fixes itself in a couple of seconds.

Two days ago, I hit it a bit too hard and the ear part of the headphone detaches from the bow (wire holding it together)

I then used my giant brain to put it back together with tape and super glue. I am so smart. Thats all, go on with your day now

Had a dream where I left my house after gaming for 12 hours straight and it was like 4 a.m. and some guy was breaking into my place and he saw me and asked me to help him break in cuz he thought I was also a robber so I turned him into a small bug and squashed him in between my palms

Yes, the birght purple raincoat might ruin the fit (or it might make it, who knows), but at least itll protect me from the rain, unlike your flimsy ass tiny ass umbrella

I cant sleep bruh my dad snores sof ucking loud

Hello brantch from discord >

I just clinbed such a high fucking tree man

I am in the farms..... I climbed two trees today and hope to climb another tomorrow. Life is beautiful

Do you guys also have these memory locations that like you were there when you were still young in the single digits and now you remember that place but its all distorted and it doesnt make sense cuz u were a lil kid when u were there so thats just how you remember it

You guys see anything different about me...?

My hand is so warm, it constantly feels like when you accidentally leave your phone in the sun and you go grab it and its at low battery and its uncomfortably warm (but not piping hot) and you think its gonna explode in your hand and make you look like one of those infomercials on why you shouldnt play with fireworks cuz youll lose all your fingers

Well would you look at that, it's the little green gremlin birthday today.

Kenja ga nakama ni natta!

I feel bad for non fic writers that will never experience the thrill of having your fic greatly surpass a fic you dont like in score

If youre ever tired of a media's fandom just check out the spanish speaking side of them, theyre awesome. Im checking out spanish zzz memes and theres like no porn here which is revolutionary for zzz

I really hate how cleaning products make it so hard to tell what the fuck they are. The packaging is always filled with the brand in bigass text in the middle and "ur clothes are gonna smell soo good" and then in the tiniest text possible hidden somewhere in the packaging is what the fuck the product actually is.

How many fucking times have I had to ask my parents which product is fabric softener and which product is soap when going to wash my clothes? I hope whoever came up with that got publicly hanged and theres a recording of it somewhere for me to watch it thousands of times on loop

Comment down below whats ur favorite slur 👇 (dont worry, I wont tell the moderators...)

Do you guys also have a habit of eating your own hair or is it just me

Ah, a return to your roots while acknowledging character development.truly the character arc of all time

Im watching orb, the orb anime about heliocentrism... I thought it was gonna be boring, this shit slaps fat ass!!!!!!!!