every morning they stab me with spears to wake me up. alas. crime of being beautiful woman in a word that hates me
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how i sleep knowing everybody loves me and i am a beautiful princess adored by all
considering opening comms at some point whenever i feel like actually putting together a writing portfolio
older sister who injects me with various substances from her laboratory
i am not... GAY!!!!!!! *my telekinesis throws everything across the room
why did i major in astrophysics and not something actually useful like being a cute girlfriend
when i was changing my name i considered making my middle name etaoin
Me, who hugs you like a tub of chicken salad while we sleep.
girl who cuddles me like a plushie while i sleep
"Tyutcheva: I just never expected that, despite being on the same continent, Mondstadt would be so... warm. It's nothing at all like I imagined."
so that was a fucking lie (stares at the giant fucking ocean between mondstadt and snezhnaya) .... what are we even doing bruh
is my youtube finally peak?
it's finally cold outside :3
... it's now hot inside ...
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yay! yay! yay! (drools all over my computer and fries it
i hate having sleep disorders dude last night i got so mad at someone i tried to kick them with my entire body weight and kicked the shit out of my wall irl and woke myself up
my new machine that turns @Mangamoz into cute girls
my machine that turns cute boys into cute girls
big fan of cute boys
aita: i (f21, princess) and my knight (f19, pretty) got into an argument with my mother (f45, queen) and she forbade me from speaking to my lover again. i asked the grand magister to turn my mother into a frog and i threw her into the moat before striking her with lightning. was i justified
i need 8 more girlfriends.... one for each of my girlfriends.... -
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