Lowfyie

Why is my coffe not working?
I brought a little coffe wrapper thing to school in case I feel eepy, I ate it like 10 minutes ago but I still feel sleepy, not only that but yesterday I passed out asleep even though I drank coffe beforehand, anyone else got this bug? Devs plz fix

Help its 2 a.m. I didnt even mean to take a nap, last time I was awake was like 6 pm

Actually saw someone wearing a basketball jersey at school just now and honestly thought to myself "is that a space jam shirt", why is my only reference for basketball fucking space jam

No... My phone is below 20% on battery and my powerbank just died... i still gotta spend 4 more hours at school, whatever will I dooo!!!!

Dont mind me just waiting for everyone in mangadex to wake up or stop being busy so I can stop lurking around here...

Ummm, classic bus moment, theres a little kid behind me poking me

So my list of reasons Ive had to interrupt yuri reading sessions in the bus go:

-Guy shat his pants (cant enjoy fluff while smelling dookie)
-Little kid behind me (might expose them to something)
-Someone complimenting my cool earrings (twice today 😎)

gulp its happening... Im... Im gonna get a... shiver a light nover distant screams

Theres a point in every nerd's life where they transition from being an anime only to reading mangas, now I have reached a point of no return....

Also I learned how to use mangadex emojis on the phone

Yknow, buying the physical versions of mangas youve read online is cool, until pretty much the only genre you read is yuri and it just so happens that all the volumes of Bloom Into You are in stock at your local library...
And now you're checking out multiple volumes of a manga with girls very close to each other at just about the same as time the local fuckboy populus decides to check out the manga secrtion of the library for gigs and shiggles and now youll forever be the girl with the japanese comics of girls kissing.

YAY \o/

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize

Why do I wake up to see that I suddenly got FLOODED with strikes? Im in double page supporter purgatory!

I saw for one second that I had 150 reaction score because of different posts getting good reactions, and then right as I was about to announce my victory I go down FUCKING SO MANY REACTION POINTS LIKE JUST AN HOUR LATER

If I wasnt on my phone right now this would be filled with meguusads, you better treat me kindly from now on you freaks

Also Im a girl

Just call me pathetic girl, but this is so fun!

I am actually so close to becoming a Dex-Chan lover I have come to the point of begging.
PLEASE JJST TWO PEOPLE GOVE A POSITIVE REACTION TO THIS POST PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I JUST NEED 2 MORE REACTIONS TO HAVE 150 REACTION SCORE PLEEEEEEEASE

Do you guys know Lycoris Recoil? I dont know if its a manga, but I just looked it up and apparently its like some anime thing and the main characters are these two girls, and its pretty yuri oriented apparently.
I have never heard of it before, but I recall the name "Lycoris Recoil" playing in my head all day long today and yesterday like I was trying to remember something but I had no clue what it was.
Have I read and consumed so much yuri that my yuri powers are now sending me telepathic signals of yuri I have never heard of before?

I dont know where to say this but I need to tell someone this, but I actually think someone just shat themselves in the bus im in,
it smells like actual shit, no way it could be anything else its definitely poop. And we've been moving for a while so its in the bus, and it didnt smell like this when I got in so someone just stained their tidy-whities. Lord save us all im trying to read yuri

It has happened more than I can count on two hands now where I read a manga I find interesting on here and then while looking through the comments of a chapter I find out that it has an ANIME and has HAD ONE for YEARS and apparently its COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

I mean its totally cool since I like the manga and it's always nice to know that it has an anime but I also feel like someone still using newspaper in the year of our lord 2024

Collecting complexes like trading cards

Gah damn aggregator gang didnt last even a week, wth is a double-page supporter? Whatevs.
Aced the geography test yesterday if you were(n't) wondering (just let me brag)

Aggregator gaaang 😎 Im on my phone so I couldnt put the cool mangadex emojis but whatever, wish me luck in the chemistry test coming up next period fellas

I JUST learned what that title under the names mean (mine currently being "Fed-Kun's army") and I also say a staff in a forum with the title "Yuri lover". Oh what I wouldn't do to have that title for myself one day, too...

nuthin better than some fresh existentialism spry in the mornin