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Hey miss priestess, would you mind telling off our stupid goddess over here? Please and thank you.

Morte is adorable, really I can’t believe she’s so cute. She was a mysterious and cold beauty before, but in her new body she’s less mysterious and beautiful. And is more cute and lost. She doesn’t understand much of what’s going on, but by god will she give it her all to be there doing whatever...

You misunderstand, you see this whole ass arc was just a pretext for us getting a loli goddess as a member of the group. That’s right, it was all a trick and we all fell for it. It was never about the money, it was about sending a message. And that message was… maybe there wasn’t a message, but...

Oh my god, he legitimately just told her to plant her ass right down on the floor, next panel, there she is lying face first on the goddamn floor. Drunken people I tell ya man. Mort has returned, the Loli God’s Requiem has begun! She’s so cute, she might just kill people by being adorable...

I turned myself into a giant woman Mort!

He used an actual human shield, he literally picked his ass up, tied him, and wielded him like a shield. This is a first for me, I was not expecting that, but yeah that was the most logical conclusion he could have made in that situation. The poor bastard’s only use was his high magic...

“The power of the people” huh? I’m that case I say we should hold an emergency session of congress to vote on bombing the shit out of her, I’d say the vote would probably pass. So he can’t be hurt by the holy sword huh? I mean it makes sense, but now I feel even worse for the guy. His whole job...

His will be the Orphanblade, it will have a the shape of Bambi and Simba’s faces on it, and the keychain will have a loli on it, it’ll just be an acrylic keychain from Akiba that has all the orphans from the orphanage in a group in it.

Oh my god, it’s a giant woman, hello giant woman! I think there was a song about this somewhere…

In a way Ceres was more of a father to the children than even their actual fathers. He was there for them, he took care of them, and he did it all without a complaint because that’s what their mothers wanted. He did it for them, both their moms and the kids. He was friends with them sure but...

Then we shall do battle, our fight will be legendary, for you are a worthy opponent!

Oh my god, it’s you, it’s not like this was something you said you were going to do or anything.

Wow the universe sure is a stickler for specific wording, damn, sucks to be you man. Now you literally have no skills. Hey wake up, you missed breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a ton of other meals so this next one will be mostly vegetables as punishment.

You are but a knave, hence forth you shall be known as Knave the Fool! Sweet, we got a god killing sword now, this’ll probably be useful against the dark god we’re going to have to deal with soon. Also hi guy, how ya do? Shame everyone else is fuckin’ dead, but what can ya do?

Hmmm so it’s a death cult planning on forcing little kids to drink the Kool-Aid… that’s kinda fucked up.

A good old fashion RETURN GOD BLOW!!!!

Let’s not forget that she’s a goddess, however useless normally. This won’t be a simple fight, especially not with the other two in need to protection.

Shii you dumbass, don’t tell me you got mind controlled by that dark god of death!

Oh yeah, that death lady did say something about removing the source of his power… ominous, that totally has nothing to do with the orphanage shutting down, and the people there who were the source of his power leaving.

Shii, what the fuck are you doing? You’re not an orphan, you just live here you dumbass! Yeah no, obviously something fishy is going on, no shit.