Two things:
1) <eddie murphy>I CAN SEE MUH DICK!</eddie murphy>
2) Amazed a loli didn't pop out of that casket, then again the staff might actually be one, who knows?
π
I assume the author is talking about the primitive bidets without the electromechanical actuators that some of us are used to in the modern examples.
Still waiting for an isekai where the MC introduces the wonders of semiconductors to the world π