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Now that would be a serious improvement! Kibe gives him a new dick-shaped fish, and the two of them become the Statler and Waldorf of the manga (with Kibe-fish making comments that sound like Kibe). (y)

He did tell Chizuru he needed to "re-hydrate". 🥴 I'm pretty sure you'll get your wish on #1. If he sees them walking together, we'll get an entire chapter of Simpzuya angsting and raging over being "betrayed", then fapping to the thought of Kibe railing her. Next chapter will be him sobbing...

Lucky for us, unlike that movie he'll never fall in true love and have it reciprocated so it'll go on forever. (Yes I know the special showed him with a woman and a child he supposedly fathered, at quite a distance. It also said that he chooses to live separately with his assistants to "focus"...

Well, Simpzuya has been bombing almost as constantly and destructively, as the ordinance being dropped on those in such a situation that's in the news. 🤷‍♀️

I'm sure it's been said before, but worth saying again: Mini is the real MVP (of the manga, not Simpzuya's delusions or Chizuru's Stockholm syndrome). Yup. Simpzuya should have bled out from multiple aneurysms in both his upper and lower brains by now.

@luigiymario2 Good news! You guys can just post this next chapter, and no one will know the difference. 😅 More seriously, thank you for faithfully helping us keep torturing our poor logic neurons to death. 🥰 (It's for the best, they only get us in trouble in this society anyways.)

Or better yet, he dies and is reincarnated as her guardian angel with some sort of non-annoying lame power who gushes over her for a few pages every chapter. In terms of meaningful interaction, this series is already Reincarnated as a Sword except he has no ability to make her life better...

"It's different when I do it." Okay. I bow to the superiority of your logication. 🙇‍♀️

shrug For my part, it never fails to amuse me how many people don't see the irony in complaining about how other people shouldn't complain. 🙃 With his little dick-shaped fishie swimming along beside the boat. It makes me sad that the most likely one to get pregnant would be Ruka, with Chixuru...

That… is starting to sound like a good idea, actually. School Days ending, anyone?

I'm going to try to look on the bright side. At least she didn't catch Simpzuya masturbating with her panties. Yet.

You have an interesting point. IRL I treat people with severe anxiety and/or depression, and I find myself wondering if the inner monologue of the worst case of anxiety I've ever seen (who's been on my mind) is nearly this cringey from an outside perspective. I seriously kinda doubt it, TBH...

Allegedly. The special showed him living with his assistants "to avoid distractions", and you can't convince me this manga's not his fantasy about the woman who supposedly let him impregnate her. Thank you for starting the thought train that led to me figuring out the true secret behind this...

Just being picky… I'd say it's more like an aging bread. First it develops mold. Then over time even the few remaining good spots dry up and crumble to powder mixed in with the mold. Then mercifully, a breeze comes along and it all blows away.

Her supposed primary motivation is "things that make her heart race". According to what Simpzuya said, she had him on the verge of sleeping with her long ago. She'd repeatedly shown no hesitation in wanting him to sleep with her. But because Reiji paints himself into a corner and can't figure...

This is true. But if Reiji keeps following the "9 parts simping, 1 part Maison Ikkoku" path, then next up (100 chapters down the road) Umi will get Chizuru into what seems like a compromising situation (a la Mitaka whisking Kyouko away to a hotel). He'll have to come up with an excuse to keep...

After going back to some of the early chapters to compare Chizuru's trunk-ation (it's all over the map -- sometimes worse than this chapter, sometimes better, occasionally does follow the rule of eighths), I have to say: For all that Simpzuya is still pathetic, I do have to admit he's had...

"Noe this is the best manga ever and I know because I am very intelligent and you can only envy my and Kazuya's superior Love Mastery. Stop regurigating all these cridisisms!" ;)

With the "betters" of these 'regurigators' being you, of course. 🤣