@Lpopo4lyfe it was just bad translation. Should've said "your dick is touching me".
(Japanese is a very simplistic language and in it those words are enough to get that thought across.)
It's just called AC in Canada too. I had no idea the Brits called it aircon. Kinda weird, actually. Wonder what Australians say.
Post-chapter edit: is he sure those are Oogami's thoughts? They might just be his own lol