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Watch her blood be blue.

Just wait until she starts calling evil spirits ENEMY STANDS.

SUMMON THE SLAYER. Known only as "the Slayer", this silver-rank adventurer from parts unknown, displays a fearsome figure with his gore-flecked armor. For what little he provides in the way of conversation, he over-abundantly makes up in mystery. He seeks some sort of powerful light spell...

The dessert would have been chilled monkey brains.

If that's cheating, then being intelligent is "cheating", as you can utilize pattern recognition to derive likely scenarios based on available information. Not necessarily to the extent of knowing what a barely-announced video game scenario will be, in detail, but it's not impossible.

Spoon's still on the grenade. Its purpose is to prevent detonation.

This is some ultimate level cuckoldry. I mean, he is having his way with his opponents' very will.

Piqued.

This reminds me of all of the people who were punished for "cheating" because they didn't show their work, or otherwise performed exceedingly well on a test containing only material that had been covered and reviewed in class. Also, all of the high-performers who are denied college admission...

Sooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooow abooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuut thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat loooooooooooooooocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal spooooooooooooooooooooorts teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam? Ah, another chapter completed.

Slow life is best life. I would say fite me, but I'd rather relax under a tree, watching the wind blow the grass around on a partly cloudy day, with a good drink in my hand.

This chapter read like a "how did the company that was treating you like a slave fare after you left (quit/fired)?" thread.

@Cr1m50nD3ath True! Vile cultivators are racist against arboricans!

😕 "Bandits aren't evil. They're just... undocumented repossession workers! Yeah. I mean, so what if they murdered everyone in town! It's their culture, you bigot!"

"With great firepower, comes great firesponsibility." - Uncle Gnome

Ah, Youtube ████ the bed going hardcore political, running off the advertisers they didn't already refuse service with, and decided to de-incentivise new content creators. On top of that, they started steering their recommendations and searches away from people who didn't have a million weekly...

Around knife-ears, watch your rears.

+11 Dread Vorpal Trash Picker of Might This once lowly tool has surpassed its destiny, becoming a weapon of unparalleled might. It is said in hushed tones, that perhaps even gods may be considered trash, from the perspective of some unimaginably lofty realm.

Blade of Shaped Charge is beauty.

Excellent coloring work. 👍