He's gonna have a date with the health inspector. Better clean behind your ears.
You knew that timeline was ultra screwed when they needed 4-eyed Satan to save the day(not that it wasn't in horrible shape before).
Never kissed anyone before? Lady, if anyone knew what kind of person you really were, you wouldn't be allowed to step to the plate, let alone make it to first base.
This boy needs to to follow Kylo Ren's advice about the past and let it die, because holy Jesus did everyone other than his aunt(the incest vibes get a no from me though) shit the bed.