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Two failures, one brain cell.

Looks like an airdash to me.

Jiang He with the "reason it out of beat them up" logic, that's my goat.

That smile goes HARD.

Does bro realize just how busted endless vitality technically is, both in combat and out?

"Ah yes my neko transformation technique, haven't used this since the Heian era"

Child of the brainrot girlfriend who was then isekai'ed and wanted someone else to do his job, it's all coming together.

Now I can't tell if you're lying. :P On a more serious note, my assumption is he's doing any any% deathless in order to save everyone he can making the statement a lie. He did claim he liked her best though, and perhaps like the others suggested she has some timegated issues that he needs to...

...sure. All good.

He's blinded by the lights.

The montage of him picking up every girl the other guy tried to go after was hilarious

"You are my special"

How the FUCK was that cheek kiss mildly cute.

It is well and truly too late for every last one of them. They're all more cooked than the average blue-haired heroine.

That play with the cigarettes to get him to stop smoking was genius.

To be fair, if I got locked up for doing my job and then the one that probably got me into jail to start with showed up, I'd probably do the same thing if I could. While we're here, think the horny was there before the blood curse? Or was it all the human blood's fault?

The title is hilarious, I'll give em that.

If they end it like a typical harem that would be the absolute cherry on this insanity cake, but fortunately for our sanity, our homie is probably either dying or ending up with gal #1.