"For one thing, it's uncool, right? For me to be constantly dwelling on stuff like this, rather than trying to find my own happiness in my own."
This MC is the complete 180 of Kuckzuya:chad:
"basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers."