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rule 33 i guess

"I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

Nevermind, Wooster, I see you can figure out everything if you just stick your head far enough in the sand. Or up your own ass.

Now if you were the author saying or sanctioning as much it would be a different thing, but as it stands I'm pretty sure that excuse is as ass-pulled and contrived as the trope itself. Solution looking for a problem.

I highly doubt the zoo shop he buys them at gets them supplied from wild catch. Also, this bug eating trope is nothing but that and it's screamingly unimaginative and self-serving and good for about two jokes, tops, and they've all been made now. There's no reason why a human-sized arachnid...

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What retarded typeface is this that can't decide between Latin and Cyrillic??

Yep, retard TS alright, breaking what's literally atomic both in writing and pronunciation commanded by the name's or term's origin.

retard TS, retard TS everywhere

Makes you just as guilty.

People like you and the creator of that video should be castrated with a blender and forbidden from touching anything run on electricity for the rest of your lifes.

Let it happen, don't fight it.

Yes, pour it in this dragon hole, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Ejaculate into it, you could say. Into this cavernous gash. Impregnate it, in a sense. Seed it, even. Like a womb.

Lo, thine ye olde Shakespeareannese Englishe most verily sucketh arse.

Eyes are balls, yes, but you don't ball them, you bawl them. Can you not make me teach my autosuggestions these misspellings, please?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Also, Rico is a known boy's name that you just gave to a girl, so, which is the weirder-sounding one now?

This. People with a tan are totally indistinguishable from people with anatomically significant and visually noticeable foreign heritage, especially to someone required to have a good eye for details by profession. Yes. Totally believable. Smells like spineless cop-out by author of a piece of...

Modern Japanese cars must be true death traps if a frontal collision at city traffic speeds could believably maim front-seat passengers and drivers to certain death yet leave back-seat, child passengers weirdly unharmed enough to survive…

In the off chance you're allowing yourself to be witnessed actually being serious with that: Until I hear an actual Nubian having a justified problem with the term, let alone its non-unflattering usage, you self-important, pseudo-activist, white-knighting sack of woke trash can cordially go fuck...

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