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I'm cackling. His pain is so well deserved it tickles mu whole soul. Enjoy shacking up in the middle of nowhere with your side piece, you old goat! PS, Miesa needs to stop beaming because it might take out my heart. So friggin cute. 🥰

Our shota might be in danger. The nuisance might be an enemy combatant. This battle against time will not be lost. He must be dealt with.

Spicy. It was to die for. ☺️

Danger is afoot.

Same. I tear slipped out of me amd Im not sure which part triggered it.

Thank you for the meal 🥹

You're not crazy, dear, but you are also not well. 😔

Thanks for the chapters!!! I'm loving this!

I'm actually happy to see a kid who habitually skips school actually gave the trash grades you'd expect and not somehow get good grades in all (or almost all) classes despite never cracking open a book. Good luck, you adorable dumdum. ☺️

I'm wondering that too.

Only two chapters. It's only been two chapters.

I'm still on chapter one? It felt like three🥹

She barked... The poor bitch just barked! I need a second to recalibrate for the level of assholery I have to prepare for in this. Jesus H Christ! She barked!!!! Okay. This will be a doozie. I thought the bastard in High Society was bad but... damn. She barked. Torture is one thing, but...

Um... did her boobs reach up to touch his back like arms? Are they sentient?

Age is just a number Prison's just a cell Climb aboard everybody Because we're going to hell 🥹 Time skip for the sake of our souls, author 😭

Stockholm Syndrome is hitting him hard. He's going to need so much therapy. 🥺 The cleaning and typesetting for this chapter must've been time consuming. Thank you for the chapter. 🥰

Um... What in the horse phal— Measuring tape girl would not approve 😅

Extra Note (too lazy to edit files): The title is a line from the Poem 《临江仙·梦后楼台高锁》(Tune: Linjiangxian [Riverside Fairy] · Dream After the Tower was Locked) by 晏几道 (Yan Jidao) “Under the falling flowers, a man stands alone; through the light falling raindrops, the pair of swallows fly home.”...

Maybe that's a hint.

I'm betting its you, sugar plum. That was ominous af. 🥲 Thank you for the chapter🥰