Wasn't Jared promoted to 5th rank Magician in a previous chapter?
Also, really wish TLers were the mods for their own chapter's releases. Seeing the dumb way people took a joke and twisted it makes me see red.
Trump: "We have just loaded up our nation's supply of hydroxychloroquine into some missiles lined with healing crystals and Trump Steak's. If those fail to take down Satan, I'll walk over and grab him by the pussy."