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From the http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2014 : Doctor ██████: What would happen if your current body were destroyed? SCP-2014: I would go back home. And if I didn't get a sacrifice, the wife and slime spawn wouldn't be too stoked about it. Doctor ██████: You have a wife and child? SCP-2014...

I was wondering if someone would pick up drawing this series.

I don't get it. Why doesn't she scream? Why would ANY woman put up with that shit? If I were her, I'd turn around and punch him in the face and knee him in the crotch.

It's not a blackout hangover if there are no large animals involved.

She really is obnoxious if you give her a chance to be. "Give them an inch, they'll take a mile" seems to fit her to a tee.

From http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3740 "TO: 3740 Research Team, Site-81 Containment Research Team, Site-81 Administration, Site Directors Council, Foundation Containment Committee FROM: Dr. G. McElroy, Site-81 Containment Research Head I’m sending out this memo because I’m sure many of you...

The "sugar" tastes like shit because it is actually sucralose, a sweetener.

Of course, she was poisoned/infected with something. That's the only way that would explain Borntar's sudden "kind gesture". But he was probably planning to do the same to Galahat.

If you just realized that her "stats" are lopsided, you haven't been paying attention.

Being able to drink everyone under the table is truly MANLY, apparently.

Immortality: A Blessing and Curse

No mercy to scalpers.

There ain't no Geneva Convention here to prevent the use of flamethrowers!

This seems to be a wish-fulfillment of the author or a friend of the author that gets triggered by seeing "normies".

"And...twist!" *Man's head is de-Rubik's Cubed*

"That is what we call an idiot." Honest mom is honest.

If you are wealthy, no one will question you being a furry.

F for Christina.

Little...so, "Litulu", if it was in kana? Cthulhu would be "Katuhuluhu"...right?

Is that jam cuz jelly don't shake like that!