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An alternative form of "death by Snu-Snu" ..... valid enough, I guess... ;)

Funny you should say that.... They sort of did... many of the occupational Guilds used a system similar to what you'd see in a "standard" fantasy adverturer's guild to divide the available work. No Monster Extermination Requests, but you did have mercenary brokers. Hanzebund Chapters also had...

Not really... A true warrior knows where and when to cut. If he doesn't know, he ensures to rely on someone more knowledgeable to tell him where the cutting needs to be done. Important part of actual Warrioring.... But this "Hero" ain't no warrior.. just an entitled musclebrain.

might be the Marquis himself, it is his Territory and he doesn't strike me as the type who doesn't know what's going on in his own back yard... Setting up a little ...Test... Not enough Data to decide who to bash... ;)

When your Harem teams up and decides to gang up on you...... Ohboi.... The boy's in Trouble... :ROFLMAO: And still a walkover simp whose balls still have to drop... The "Perfect Japanese School Kid" v/s the Hero Syndrome v/s the plot-driven gullibility while literally being able to lay waste...

There's a reason Bully mcSneak casually drops the "Noble Supported" bit..... Nobles have actual power here... Randomly bashing someone under their protection is.... generally not a good Life™ choice... Violence is always an option.. You just have to account for the second-order effects to...

If you know anything about squid anatomy, you'd know you can blow holes in the sac and just merely inconvenience it. Everthing that's important in a squid is sat in the head, which despite its eyes is a lot smaller than people think. Which is why you can literally kill a squid with one...

Welp... as a biologist... Both options... In dragon form ( with the ...lizard... base) it's all internalised anyway.. no external sex organs. You'd have to lift a scale or two to figure that one out, and I for one will happily receive your answer after you have figured out a way to do that...

If they didn't want it to be pressed, they shouldn't have put it there in the first place...

That's a wetware issue... ;)

you're talking about a skeleton that moves without muscles, speaks without lungs or throat, hears without ears, and does admin without a brain ** , and you just wonder what makes the tea not fall through? :P ** OK... that's Standard Mode for any given bureaucrat, so not that strange....

exactly 2500? Level cap?

Nah... dropping this one..... It builds too much on the japanese sensitivities towards "rank" transposed to a "european" setting. As usual, and it doesn't work. Except maybe for a japanese public who can't even figure out their convoluted rules towards these things. The whole concept of...

He doesn't know if there's actually a way to be sent back. As long as that's not been ascertained, bitch princess still has a negotiating position. As soon as it turns out she's been lying about that bit ( we all know she is, or the price is too high, or...) ..... weeellllllll.... "there's...

Interesting.... It's only been a short while since Rei flatlined an enemy army, publicly flatlined a Noble who thought he could pull this kind of stunt against Rei, and gained formal recognition by the local Lord for all those accomplishments, besides the nickname. Under what rock has the boy...

Probably worse than that... There's at least three, possibly five, hooks for Flashback Chapters here... It either ends quickly, or it becomes Interminable... And I have little hope for the "quickly"....

"It's just a flesh wound"

Good of you to try to gain Internet Pixie Points, and instead making an arse of yourself. The Spoiler tags, they are there for a reason.

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: R.O.F.L.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: A prime example of the "Et Tu, Brutus!" meme....

Aaahh... Applied Paracelsus... Give 'em the mother-in-law of all migraines... ;)