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Don't call me evil Or else I'll get medieval He has his schticks And I have my tricks which are perfectly legal

A man after my own heart, I bestow upon you my part. Tis now your duty So move that booty and let me peacefully depart.

A man has a bucket of paint, he'll use it without restraint. The world is getting duller, It needs more color, Even if it's treated like a taint.

The Black General has a quest To locate a certain guest, "Where is this prick?" "And what's his shtick?" He asked in jest.

A man tried to show his benevolence but twas perceived as malevolence. Mods weren't amused By this blatant abuse, But some regard such act in reverence.

The power of a good gimmick Is something few will try to mimic. There's not much fame, It's a pointless game, But there's no need to be a cynic.

Steve came back from lunch feeling like he got punched. His stomach ached, he thought he would break as he released his giant clunch.

There once was a man named Sterven Who accidentally let his candy soften. He just wanted a treat But was beaten by the heat, Such is life in the summer season.

A jar of Riga smoked sprat made my butthole go splat. Twas not food poisoning but still ended up toileting as my stomach contract.

A man bought some fancy pliers Fresh from his favorite supplier. He wanted a tool But was taken for a fool as it cannot do what was required.

Hello Internet, hope our paths intersect. I don't talk much and I might need a nudge, but at least we can still connect.