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  1. Azurea_Mystis

    My language arts teacher in 8th grade worked for the FBI. She did glow in the dark when the...

    My language arts teacher in 8th grade worked for the FBI. She did glow in the dark when the lights in the classroom were off.
  2. Azurea_Mystis

    Feds, in reality, do in fact, glow in the dark. I would know.

    Feds, in reality, do in fact, glow in the dark. I would know.
  3. Azurea_Mystis

    Why does it say that I'm a Fed now?

    Why does it say that I'm a Fed now?
  4. Azurea_Mystis

    I am a totally human person... Definitely not an alien from Aeremetherlem'oeth... Definitely...

    I am a totally human person... Definitely not an alien from Aeremetherlem'oeth... Definitely human...
  5. Azurea_Mystis

    Got diagnosed by a state psychologist, who referred me to a psychiatrist, so that I could get...

    Got diagnosed by a state psychologist, who referred me to a psychiatrist, so that I could get meds for my Schizophrenia, Autism, ADHD, ADD, and Generalised Anxiety Disorder.
  6. Azurea_Mystis

    He is also more handsome than you, and is more successful than you.

    He is also more handsome than you, and is more successful than you.
  7. Azurea_Mystis

    I used to be able to see very well, but now I'm mostly too blind to tell the difference between...

    I used to be able to see very well, but now I'm mostly too blind to tell the difference between a light post and a tall black person from more than 8 feet away.
  8. Azurea_Mystis

    You don't like him cause he is more buff than you could ever be.

    You don't like him cause he is more buff than you could ever be.
  9. Azurea_Mystis

    Imagine a big buff oiled up buff big and black oiled up big buff and black man. Now imagine that...

    Imagine a big buff oiled up buff big and black oiled up big buff and black man. Now imagine that he was dating your sister and there was nothing you could do about it, cause he's actually a well and decent guy. Now 16 years later they're married, and have 6 kids together...
  10. Azurea_Mystis

    Oil yourself and prostrate before John's sack of boku no hiro macadamia nuts. If you do not...

    Oil yourself and prostrate before John's sack of boku no hiro macadamia nuts. If you do not, there are consequences...
  11. Azurea_Mystis

    I was talking about preserved fruit spread, not smoking or vaping. Though, brown smells pretty...

    I was talking about preserved fruit spread, not smoking or vaping. Though, brown smells pretty nasty.
  12. Azurea_Mystis

    Yes. It tastes like methamphetamine.

    Yes. It tastes like methamphetamine.
  13. Azurea_Mystis

    It's funny that the first three comments on this post have the profile pics spell 'NTR'.

    It's funny that the first three comments on this post have the profile pics spell 'NTR'.
  14. Azurea_Mystis

    Apricot jelly tastes like mathematics.

    Apricot jelly tastes like mathematics.
  15. Azurea_Mystis

    I am 239.83 TeraGreebopps from your location.

    I am 239.83 TeraGreebopps from your location.
  16. Azurea_Mystis

    Mine is the shadow people that live in the walls.

    Mine is the shadow people that live in the walls.
  17. Azurea_Mystis

    "Today I'm going to crush my wiener, and to do it we're going to need this 150 ton hydraulic...

    "Today I'm going to crush my wiener, and to do it we're going to need this 150 ton hydraulic press..."
  18. Azurea_Mystis

    I suddenly want a friend too... Because I have none.

    I suddenly want a friend too... Because I have none.
  19. Azurea_Mystis

    I also miss the year 1650.

    I also miss the year 1650.
  20. Azurea_Mystis

    I have never committed any truly terrible crimes. [SPOILER]

    I have never committed any truly terrible crimes.
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