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Death Warranty includes immediate termination in the event of hopeful feelings or any perceived improvement in the quality of the policy holder's life.

To get rid of roaches easily, mix up some Murphy's Oil Soap or equivalent, your preferred bug spray, like Black Flag or Raid, and water. Maybe in a 20/3/77 ratio or thereabout. The water helps spread the poison, and the soap both reduces the surface tension, improving penetration into seams, and...

Hydrogen sulfide is NOT safe. Also, smells like robot shit.

This is unbelievable in a fiction where the ability to clearly imagine things has a strong impact on the effectiveness of magic.

That's stupid. There would be records of his character being a top ranker, and since the game uses biometrics for account authentication, it couldn't be faked.

Execution of family for the sins of one person is needlessly brutal, and would turn into endless vendettas.

Losing all of your memories is in essence, death of the self.

Yeah, NYC does so well in handling the Kung Flu, that surely there would be survivors if a genuine extinction-level threat were to hit all of the population centers.

Ahem... TAIWAN NUMBAH WAHN! CHINAH NUMBAH FOH!

Thanks, and nobody has any room to complain, unless they're paying.

Konami has has set the canonical appearance of Count Dracula, it seems.

When you can beat Devastator practically bare-handed, I guess you tend to get sloppy when handling murderous psychopaths with super powers.

Yeah, seriously, with the casing still attached, he basically just threw a cartridge at him. That's annoying, but not necessarily lethal. 😏

A fence... taller and sturdier than my house, buried deeper than my basement.

TEMPORAL VIOLATION: Samsung laptops in 1997 looked super-chunky.

Living in an area with public transportation? That must be like having a job that pays bonuses and doesn't revoke vacations.

Boy howdy, I can't wait for the part where he starts betting on jade, and appraising antiques, and getting in constant death matches with people who try to rob him of what he had just paid for.

THE POWER OF HOKUTOSHINKEN, IN THE MODERN ERA? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT HOKUTO NO KEN! 🎵Jikan no naka de ikiteru Kodoku na sasayaki Tesaguri no naka oboeta Nukumori to sabishisa...🎵

Securikitty is on duty.

@Halo - Oof, that's sloppy. I guess we've been spoiled by superior amateurs.