Search results

She's gonna nosebleed so hard her whole body will explode in a reaction so violent she will liquify and be sprayed all over an adjacent wall. See also: gibbed (video game nomenclature) or giblets

Whatever walking washboard decided the best way to deal with her jealousy was THROWING ACID AT A GIRL'S FACE deserves all the hate, and her flat-as-a-cutting-board bust. (bet her ass is flat too)

MC-kun: Gets Genderbent first thing MC-kun thinks to do: flick some bean NGL, that'd be my first reaction too.

DON'T IGNORE ME! -Every character of negligible relevance, ever.

@Nekotofu No words. No sympathy. No Mercy.

*was

Mimi is a cryptid, or possibly an SCP that's escaped containment.

no she hasn't, not yet. She's trying tho.

It would be hilarious if she was originally a normal girl with typical intelligence until the dude's seemingly invincible allergy to taking the hint drove her mad.

Kaguya sama love is war if shinomiya weren't a coward.

It's either Spanish or Vanish No es una petición No I demand it Two choices, Spanish or Vanish Amo la carne humana I′m muy famished

probably a more desirable alternative to turning into a gnoll...

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US...

I am suddenly RAVENOUSLY HUNGRY for a roast beef sandwich between two buns right now.... If you know... you know.

The only correct course of action:

IDK guys, I'm pretty sure we're on our way to some draconic bloodline sorcerers in the not-too-distant future, possibly a lot of them if Iruru decided to make Take drink some kind of life-extension potion. D'you think that's why Tohru is constantly trying to get Kobayashi to eat her tail?

(I go to push woman into the guy) (The moment my hand merely brushes her) (The woman lunges in the direction of the guy and pushes him down, aggressively kissing and undoing his pants)