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[bigtiddyoneesan]

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@bigtiddyoneesan
@EOTFOFYL
@Halo
@hazzack
@Ivegotnolife
@justforthelulz
@MawMaw
@pandascepter
@Richman
@sterven
@Tamerlane
@Teddy

Ok. Yeah. Uh. Alright. Yeah. Woo. Uh. Uh. Ok. Alright. Yeah. Woo. Woo. Woo. Ok.

Everyone, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the General Forum Gang (GFG): @MawMaw!

@MawMaw, you're probably wondering what this is. The full explanation is below:

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Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]

A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.

Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT.[6] Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.[7]

Tl;dr:
[ol]- The General Forum Gang is a secret cabal of (currently) 12 elite shitposters who are active in the General Forum.
- This thread is an example of a Shadow Realm/Shadow Council meeting/whatever else you wanna call it.

We do not ping anyone except GFG members here.

- We all recently voted on who the newest GFG member should be. The user with the highest votes was MawMaw.[/ol]
I should also mention that BlackGeneral was one of the original members of the GFG, but we recently voted to retire him from his seat (i.e. the ping list) for the time being (due to his inactivity, as well as his bio stating that he's "never coming back.")

Everyone, please feel free to send your thoughts and prayers towards Black in this thread. I'll give mine as well.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

_{#thoughtsandprayers}

 

[sterven]

Welcome brother

 

[justforthelulz]

@MawMaw's likely reaction to all this hullabaloo:

 

[sterven]

@justforthelulz
I think thats everyones first reaction when coming in contact with the shadow realm.

 

[justforthelulz]

@sterven

I think thats everyones first reaction when coming in contact with the shadow realm.

Mostly true, yes.

Anyways, here is my tribute to @BlackGeneral.

 

[sterven]

@BlackGeneral

 

[hazzack]

huh, that's weird. somehow i don't get notification, at all.

must be the leprechauns doing​

gotta try @hazzack myself

 

[justforthelulz]

@hazzack

EDIT: @bigtiddyoneesan explained the possibility below. My incorrect hypothesis has been removed.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz @hazzack

huh, that's weird. somehow i don't get notification, at all.

I just fixed it. It was because I copy-pasted the ping list from the 'edit' screen of a post, where each @ was in the form of @[url=... (you get the point.) So instead of pinging, it just linked each user's profile page.

 

[hazzack]

ohhhh the notification starts to kick in!
hereeee i gooooơơooᎧᎧᎧᎧơơoo̷̗̯̍͂̈͜͝͠ơ̴̡̛̭̯̹̠͈̻̖̗̲͌̍͑́͛̈ỏ̸̡͍̺̱̤͋̀́̿̚̚͠͠ơ̴̢͎͔̤̫̝̎͗͂̈́̌͂́̂͜͝o̸̼̩̯͒̃͂̈́̅̄̽̓͂.

 

[Richman]

@MawMaw

 

[justforthelulz]

@Richman
If @MawMaw = Shinji,

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then does @BlackGeneral = Toji?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Btw guys I have a potential 'alternate Shadow Realm' in case v5 wipes our current method of creating one.

Step 1 - Find an extremely old chapter of a manga that has almost no views (easiest to do by looking for chapters in unpopular languages)
Step 2 - Post there

Fortunately, I don't think we'll ever have to resort to this method, since v5 will never be finished.

 

[Richman]

@justforthelulz
That's right, BG was supposed to command the Fourth Seat, but he has now been rendered unable to. Maw will have to take his place.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Anyone have the time or capabilities to change this gif to include Halo and MawMaw, and remove BaguetteMan?

 

[Tamerlane]

The best part of that gif is that France is gone and that North Africa is glitching the fuck out

 

[Richman]

@Bigtiddyoneesan

Halo was the one who took the picture tho.

@tamerlane
Baja California gets separated from Mexico and i'm pretty sure the State of Yucatan got consumed by the sea.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Tamerlane

The best part of that gif is that France is gone

@BlackGeneral is a Frenchie (Hence 'BaguetteGeneral')

Did @Halo predict @BlackGeneral's departure from the GFG?!?!?​

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Original one (best quality I've found as of now):

@Richman
Congrats. Somehow you managed to capitalize "b" in "bigtiddyoneesan" and change the "T" in "Tamerlane" to lowercase.