"Y-you think I've got nothing don't you!? Even you're bigger than me!"
"Well, I'd save TRT for an all-else-fails usecase, but with a decent workout program, we can fix that with some effort. I'm thinking Jeff Nippard or Alexander Bromley's Bullmastiff program will get you the mass you need. Of course we'll need to sort out diet as well as get some efficacious amounts of supplements and a supraphysiological nutrient stack. Just remember, don't ego lift when in the gym."
"Alec it is time for measurements. First you must remove your clothes. for accurate measurements, of course. Now, lay back on the bed, so I can be sure the measurements are accurate. Now I will climb on top of you, this is the essence of accuracy."