There's something about this that's just making it fun to read for me. I don't know what, exactly, since it's all been supremely stupid so far, and there's a lot of context missing (like, it seems to be implied that it's some kind of isekai, but we don't see that actually happen and it just kind of starts in the middle of things where he's been there for years already).
Is this what watching daytime TV is like?